LE METRO RUNNER

Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 1)

OMG WHOEVER CREATED THIS DESERVES A GOLD MEDAL, ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF CHOCOLATE, AND A PONEY NAMED STEWARD BECAUSE THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST AMAZING PICTURE ON THE PLANET AND HISTORY OF THE GALAXY AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR AND BEYOND mean girls is the best movie lol its so funny ok. I HAVE BEEN PERSONALY VICTIMIZED BY REGINA GEORGE LOL NO

remivel:

Loki does not understand human mating rituals.

this made my life and any possible lives i might have in parallel universes. ps guiz i think loki is so hawt ok. hes just beautiful. sure hes batshit crazy and has a few things he need to work out but he is a beautiful sex god from asgard except not really cuz hes spawn of a frost giant. lol whatever. i watch him for his face. ok they are all hawt. itd b a chilly day in hell the moment i pass up eyesex with iron man. like i would stare deep into his eyes like legit. mr. stark just looking at you my cornia has lost its virginity you are too beautiful. ok love you avengers i love you ok. OH AND IM UNDERSTANDING SCHOOL NOW

ive never legit laughed so hard in my life. omg what is life. i loved this movie with my heart and soul and lungs and digestive system. idek. but that sounds like a compliment. hulk is so epic but i dont think i would want to marry him. id get home and be all “sorry hun they were out of green beans at the store so i guess none for dinner” and like our whole living room just explodes cause he enters the worlds largest growth spurt. and i will not tolerate the distruction of my kitchen. i worked damn hard ot buy that house and if breaks it he repairs it. NO. just NO sir Hulk. no. how is everyones day? i hope its swell. i had a test in school today :( i wish hulk was in my class. why do my teachers hate me. im going to go sit in my closet with a paper bag over my head. hbu.

oh meh gerd i hate this so much when my teachers put us in groups and im like paired with the girl who cant stop giggling and texting her boyfriend, the kid who didnt get any sleep ever and finds class a suitable bedroom, and often that one kid from the back of the classroom who everyone suspects is on drugs. NO teacher. just NO. i refuste to work with children of this type. these partners are so useless i would probably recieve more help from a paper bug and a stick of chewing gum. i just can work under these conditions.

omg guiz i should be doing my homework but im clearly not.LOL text it. guiz i wanna live here ok. oh my parents bought me this really good gum. have any of you tried strawberry mint orbit gum because this bizness is the bomb diggity. lol im failing highschool. sucks to suck. sorry not sorry i am living a teen lifel. i hope all of you are dapper as ever and your day is going swell. kk thanks bai

omg guiz i should be doing my homework but im clearly not.LOL text it. guiz i wanna live here ok. oh my parents bought me this really good gum. have any of you tried strawberry mint orbit gum because this bizness is the bomb diggity. lol im failing highschool. sucks to suck. sorry not sorry i am living a teen lifel. i hope all of you are dapper as ever and your day is going swell. kk thanks bai

ok night guizzzz….ima go to bed and i know i dont have many followers but i want to thank the followers that i do have for following me even though i am new to tumblr and use it like a total newb dumpling and have no idea what im doing half the time. NIGHT GUIZZZzZz and this picture perfectly describes the folder in which i put my homework. hope everything is going legit wonderful with all you loves kkkbai

ok night guizzzz….ima go to bed and i know i dont have many followers but i want to thank the followers that i do have for following me even though i am new to tumblr and use it like a total newb dumpling and have no idea what im doing half the time. NIGHT GUIZZZzZz and this picture perfectly describes the folder in which i put my homework. hope everything is going legit wonderful with all you loves kkkbai

ahahahaha swerve bitch. amazing.

ahahahaha swerve bitch. amazing.

i literally laughed out loud at this. this is my dog. LOLno. my dog hates me. he bit me earlier today. LOL why dog why? anyway hows everyone doing? i hope good. im still doing homework lol not really cause im on tumblr. sucks to suck, police. sorry not sorry i reblogged this cause its funny.

i literally laughed out loud at this. this is my dog. LOLno. my dog hates me. he bit me earlier today. LOL why dog why? anyway hows everyone doing? i hope good. im still doing homework lol not really cause im on tumblr. sucks to suck, police. sorry not sorry i reblogged this cause its funny.

idk whats going on
legit ive never really worked much on tumblr and now im really new to it. so idk whats going on. what is this anyways. idk. i dont have the answers. im not a magician.
idk what my life is anymore. im doing homework and all of a sudden im on Tumblr. shhh guiz i think it possesses some kind of sorcery. or tumblr is purely made out of drugs. so addicting. THAT IS ENOUGH TUMBLR I MUST GO TO COLLEGE i have to make good gradess. huvuvhv my parents are gonna be so pissed at my grades. bai guiz i gotta go make a fort or shelter for when they get my report card 0_0. anywhore, who else wish they could do what this guy does in the gif? id enroll myself in guiness book of world records: worlds most epic way to get dressed:) ive been listening to xmas music hbu

idk what my life is anymore. im doing homework and all of a sudden im on Tumblr. shhh guiz i think it possesses some kind of sorcery. or tumblr is purely made out of drugs. so addicting. THAT IS ENOUGH TUMBLR I MUST GO TO COLLEGE i have to make good gradess. huvuvhv my parents are gonna be so pissed at my grades. bai guiz i gotta go make a fort or shelter for when they get my report card 0_0. anywhore, who else wish they could do what this guy does in the gif? id enroll myself in guiness book of world records: worlds most epic way to get dressed:) ive been listening to xmas music hbu